• Billie Eilish and Justin Bieber have blessed us with a new remix of Billie’s hit “Bad Guy.”
  • They dropped the track today along with the most Jojo Siwa-esque photo of baby Billie, which is never something I thought I’d see in a million years.

    Alright in the past ~1 hour, the celebrity news cycle has essentially imploded with sheer madness and drama. Twitter blew up on Kylie Jenner for dressing kind of like Rihanna did one time. Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom apparently made up the shooting death of her dog Nugget for publicity (if you want to open that can of worms, head right this way). Oh, and Heidi Klum’s been secretly married for months, NBD.

    But even with THAT going down in the world, Billie Eilish and Justin Bieber have managed to shock and delight fans in equal measure by releasing a new remix of Billie’s song “Bad Guy.” It’s a bop, obviously, but what’s really got fans talking is the picture they used to promote it. It’s a pic of baby Billie Eilish, in her bedroom as a pre-When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? tween, with a smattering of baby Justin Bieber Believe posters covering her wall.

    Oh, and in the Instagram she’s dressed just like a modern-day Jojo Siwa, complete with a rainbow sparkle dress and gigantic pink bow.

    For reference, here is Jojo performing on her DREAM tour last month:

    Jojo Siwa In Concert - Austin, TX

    Gary MillerGetty Images

    This is Billie’s usual vibe:

    And without further ado, I present to you, Billie Eilish circa ~5 (?) years ago:


    Billie EilishInstagram

    If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go crowd my nightstand with eos lip balms just like Billie to pay proper homage to the gem that is this picture. But in case this throwback has inspired you to want to, well, hear the remix itself, here’s the link to catch it on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music, Amazon Music, iTunes, Tidal, Google Play. Whatever suits your mood.

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