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Your sexoscope for the week of August 23 to August 29:

Aries

If you’re single:

This is the weekend your Hot Girl Summer starts to simmer down, Aries. Since the Sun, Mars, and Venus are all in Virgo now, it doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing—your job is always in the back of your mind, and your love life’s way less action-packed now. This weekend, the Moon in chatty Gemini plus Mercury in flashy Leo give you the chance to flex your flirtation skills and get the cutest person at the club to go home with you, but on Thursday, Mercury enters Virgo, too, so work becomes your #1 priority.

If you haven’t DTR:

All of the planets in Virgo are putting you in the ultimate “get ‘er done” attitude, but not just at work—Venus in Virgo is making you want to perfect your love life, and you’re feeling eager to hurry up and define the relationship! The perfect day to do this is Monday, when Venus briefly connects with Uranus, planet of surprises!

If you’ve been together forever:

Venus in Virgo makes you the ultimate pleaser in bed, and you’re all about pleasing your boo and getting off by helping them get off now. The Gemini Moon and three planets in Virgo this weekend bring a ton of Mercurial energy to your love life so incorporating all things Mercurial—dirty talk, talking about new things to try in bed, sexting—into your sex life is the best use of this energy.

Taurus

If you’re single:

Your bedroom is getting plenty of use this weekend! There are three planets in your chart’s zone of sex and romance, and on Saturday Venus and Mars (AKA: the relationship planets) team up there to make your sex life as hot as can be—so don’t tell your friends you’re too tired to go out, or you’d rather stay home! This could be the weekend you find the LOYL—just kidding, but seriously, the potential to have some kickass sex is just too damn high for you to just stay at home!

If you haven’t DTR:

Lovely Venus meets up with Mars, planet of libido, in your chart’s zone of sex and romance this weekend, so you’re starting Virgo season off with a bang—literally. This is a great transit for your sex life, and it stays just as action-packed all week long! Uranus, planet of surprises, connects with Venus on Monday (aka, you can pull out some handcuffs and all your other kinky toys) and Mars on Wednesday (which means you have enough energy to go for round two, three, nine…) so needless to say you’re getting busy with your boo all week long!

If you’ve been together forever:

Since there’s a stellium (basc a f*cking LOT of planets) in Virgo, which is your chart’s zone of sex and romance, your love life is really thriving over the next few weeks! This weekend, Venus and Mars in Virgo team up and connect with Uranus, so it’s a great idea to try something new in bed. If you have that one thing you’ve been aching to try out, now’s the best time to say “let’s do it!” You love routines and don’t often leave your comfort zone in bed, but you might find your next favorite way to do it if you let yourself experiment a little this week!

Gemini

If you’re single:

For once in your life, you’re in the mood to just stay at the house and chill this weekend. Virgo season is, like, the least extroverted you feel all year, and this week you’re feeling like a straight up hermit! You’re not too interested in getting out and finding someone to satisfy your urges, so if you’re feeling frisky this weekend, you’re probs just gonna take care of it yourself. Since Uranus, planet of surprises, mingles with lovely Venus this week, it’s a great time for self-exploration and playing with a new toy or two—you might learn something about your body you never knew before!

If you haven’t DTR:

Your crush hasn’t seen you in 5ever (well, probably just a couple of days, but still) because of how introverted you’re feeling thanks to Virgo season, and you’re in no rush to leave the comfort of your house just to see them. This is the one month of the whole year where you’d rather stay at home than go anywhere else, so if your crush is trying to hit you up for some sexy time, tell them they better come to you! Pro tip: Netflix and chill sessions are your sex life’s best friend this week.

If you’ve been together forever:

With all of the Virgoan energy in the stars this week, the chances of you going out with your boo (even for date night) are slim to none—you just wanna stay in! You’re rarely the introverted one, but getting out of the house doesn’t even feel like an option to you now. Venus (love and pleasure) and Mars (libido) meet up this Monday, which is prime “getting it on” astrology, in your chart’s zone of home life, so spice up your sex life by f*cking all over the house! In the shower, in the living room, shoot, in the kitchen, even—and since Virgo season is the tidiest you’ll ever be, you won’t worry about leaving a big mess afterwards!

Cancer

If you’re single:

It looks like you’re flirting hardcore (like, aggressively) with someone all weekend long! Whether it’s a new Tinder match or someone you’ve seen at the bar before, it doesn’t matter—point is, you’re interested in somebody big time right now, and it looks like they’re feeling the same way about you! If you’ve been crushing big time on someone in your squad, this could be the week where they return your feelings and start a FWB situation, because Uranus, planet of surprises, gets activated by lovely Venus on Monday!

If you haven’t DTR:

You have one thing on your mind this weekend—getting laid! Lovey Venus and action-packed Mars team up in your chart’s communication zone, so you’re getting (or sending!) more late night “WYD” texts to your hookup and, consequently, having some pretty great sex! If you’ve been curious about adding a third (or fourth, or fifth…) person to the mix, now’s the week to try it, because Uranus, the planet of surprises in your chart’s zone of social circles, gets activated by Venus and Mars!

If you’ve been together forever:

If you’re not usually very vocal in bed, then this weekend is way different than usual for your sex life! Aggressive Mars hooks up with Venus in your chart’s communication zone on Saturday, so every “ooh” and “ah” and “right there” come out at maximum volume, and, NGL, you and your boo both think it’s pretty hot! Throw in some dirty talk, tell them exactly how they’re making you feel and precisely what you want them to do next—the louder you are, the more you both love it.

Leo

If you’re single:

So, there are about a million planets in Virgo now, but your life isn’t all work, no play—yet. Mercury, planet of communication, is still in your sign, so you’re able to flirt, tease, and pick up cuties without an issue this weekend. Make the most of it and see how many phone numbers you can get, because on Thursday, Mercury enters Virgo and then your life really does become all about working!

If you haven’t DTR:

It’s the first weekend of Virgo season, but instead of staying clocked in and staying busy with work, the Gemini Moon in your chart’s friendships zone is giving you time to go out with your squad and have some fun! When you’re finished up with the gals and you hit up your FWB for some after hours fooling around, you can’t help but start to notice that you want to take your situationship and turn it into something a little more serious. I’m not saying to define the relationship right now, but JSYK, whenever you’re ready, Virgo season’s the perfect time to start that conversation.

If you’ve been together forever:

You have a good weekend of hanging out with your friends, but once Monday morning rolls around and you clock into work, the grueling work and constant busyness of Virgo season hits you like a truck. This is the most productive time of year, and everything becomes a job or a duty, including your love life. Let your boo recline and take it easy while you service them in bed this week. Even though you get turned on more and more just by making them feel good, once they get off and start focusing on taking care of your needs, you can’t believe how good they are at finding so many different ways to please you!

Virgo

If you’re single:

The planet of love, Venus, just entered your sign, and just in time for your birthday weekend, too! I’m not saying you’re going to wake up and magically look like a Kardashian, but you sure do feel like it! You’re attracting aaaalllll the cuties with ease right now because Venus in Virgo is making you look and feel gorgeous, and you’re basically the biggest babe magnet ever! You’re so gd picky that it’s hard to feel interested enough in someone to want to hook up with them, but with all of the cuties literally throwing themselves at you now, you’ll have plenty of options to chose from!

If you haven’t DTR:

Happy birthday! Lovely Venus and assertive Mars team up in your sign, so now’s a better time than ever to climb on top and take the lead in the bedroom. If you’ve never explored your dominant side, you really should this weekend, because it promises to make you (and your hookup) see stars! You always say that life would be soooo much easier if people just listened to what you told them, so why not bring that energy to the bedroom? You know what you’re doing, so your partner is more than happy to say “yes” to your every demand!

If you’ve been together forever:

Happy birthday, Virgo! This weekend, your sex life is all about what you want to do. Whether you’re normally the more passive partner or usually more active in bed, you’re the one wearing the pants in the relationship now. Even if you’re as submissive as they come, you still get to control what’s going on in the bedroom—ever heard of a power bottom? You don’t have to get decked out in full on dominatrix gear (unless you want to, in which case, go for it!) but being a little bossy in bed can be tons of fun!

Libra

If you’re single:

Good news: Venus and Mars team up this weekend, which happens less than once per year, and is always a surefire sign that there’s tons of hot action coming your way. Bad news: it’s in Virgo, which is your chart’s zone of aloneness and the ending of cycles. Good news: this doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed to be stuck getting off alone! (Maybe?) Bad news: if you do hook up with someone this weekend, this astro-weather can mean that it’s with an ex!

If you haven’t DTR:

You and your hookup are totally f*cking all weekend long, thanks to lovely Venus and hot-and-bothered Mars teaming up on Saturday! The physical component of your situationship is going great right now, but you’re having a tough time with the emotional and romantic side of things. If you’re trying to DTR soon, don’t hold your breath—all of this Virgo season energy doesn’t really encourage new developments like that, and your almost-boo is hesitant to go public with you yet.

If you’ve been together forever:

Virgo season is the quietest your love life has been in, like, forever! You and your boo are laying low, not doing a whole lot together outside of the house, and it’s a time where there’s just not a lot of action to be had, unforch. That doesn’t mean it has to be boring, though—Uranus, planet of surprises, is in your chart’s intimacy zone, and this week it teams up with Venus, so who knows what kinds of surprises can happen in bed! If you’ve been dying to be more kinky, now’s the time to pull out your chains and whips!

Scorpio

If you’re single:

A regular night out with the squad this weekend takes a strange turn when you end up going home with one of your friends! The sex is unbelievably great, but since Venus and Mars activate Uranus, planet of surprises, in your chart’s relationship zone this week, your friendship with them is definitely changing. This doesn’t mean things are gonna be awks between you two forever—maybe this is the start of a new relationship!

If you haven’t DTR:

If your bedroom’s been low on action lately and you feel like your friend with benefits has been acting more like just a friend lately, that all turns around this weekend when Mars and Venus hook up and bring the fire back to your sex life! The chemistry between the two of you is back 100% now, and you’re feeling pretty confident about your love life again. If you want to take your situationship more seriously, now’s a great week to start The Talk and try starting a more serious relationship.

If you’ve been together forever:

So…threesomes. How do you feel about those? If you’re interested in giving a third person a chance to join in on your love life, this weekend’s perfect to invite that lucky someone in for a few rounds to see how you and your boo like it! If you’re 100% about that monogamy life, your sex life is still burning hot this weekend thanks to Mars and Venus teaming up and bringing tons of romance and and action your way!

Sagittarius

If you’re single:

With all of the earthy Virgo energy going on in the stars right now, your love life is on the back burner while your job is your first priority. This weekend is, well, fine, but there aren’t any promises that you’re getting any cuties sliding into your DMs or talking to you at the bar. Uranus, planet of surprises, teams up with Venus on Monday, though, so the chance for some action presents itself at the start of the work week! Maybe you and a coworker might get a little frisky in the break room?

If you haven’t DTR:

With Venus now in Virgo, you’re way more likely to want to change your relationship status and take your love life more seriously! Assertive Mars and Venus team up on Saturday, so after your post-f*ck pillow talk (which, BTW, the sex this weekend is stellar) you can bring up The Talk and see what your hookup has to say! They might not be down for it, yet, but Venus in Virgo is all about helping you work hard to get what you want, so when you ask them again in a few weeks they’re sure to give you the “yes!!!” you’ve been waiting for!

If you’ve been together forever:

This weekend’s Gemini Moon makes it so that you have the best time when you’re with bae. Expect a better date night, more fun in bed, and for things to just feel nicer when they’re around! Virgo season keeps you so gd busy all the time that you should try to enjoy every minute you have with your boo, because whenever you’re not with them, you’re working your ass off!

Capricorn

If you’re single:

It’s the first weekend of Virgo season, and you start it out like you start any other day of your life—working. The Gemini Moon in your chart’s zone of work and responsibilities puts a damper on any fun or going out you had planned, but you don’t wanna miss when Venus and Mars link up on Saturday! This is a surefire sign that you’re meeting someone totally brand new who makes you see sparks fly as soon as you lay your eyes on them!

If you haven’t DTR:

You’re pretty busy this weekend, but once the Moon enters Cancer on Sunday, you have nothing but time to be with your crush. This week’s astrology does wonders for your love life, because Venus and Mars (the love/sex planets) team up and connect with Uranus (planet of surprises) in your chart’s zone of romance/sex. Essentially, this is bringing all kinds of new, exciting activity to your situationship, whether that’s more romance, some ballin’ sex, or actually defining the relationship and making things official!

If you’ve been together forever:

If you could have things your way, you and your boo would find one favorite place to go for date night, one position that you both got off easily in, and stick with them for the rest of forever. You love a good routine, but even your sign wants to shake things up this weekend when Venus and Mars connect in Virgo! Venus and Mars represent romance and sex, respectively, and Virgo is your chart’s zone of adventure, so let yourself open up to trying new things in bed and get out of your comfort zone. This can be as mild as adding a little dirty talking into your foreplay to as wild as testing out full S&M gear–whatever feels exciting to you!

Aquarius

If you’re single:

This weekend is looking good for your love life, Aquarius! Venus just entered your chart’s zone of intimacy (where all of this Virgo season’s action takes place) and on Saturday, it teams up with hot and heavy Mars, meaning that some serious hooking up is in the stars for you—especially because the Moon in Gemini is warming up your chart’s zone of sex and romance, too! That means you should totally go out to your favorite bar or plan to meet your next Tinder date this weekend!

If you haven’t DTR:

NGL, this could be the week! If you’ve been aching to define the relationship and settle down with your crush, this astrology is helping you in all sorts of ways. First, by the end of the week, four planets will be in Virgo, AKA your chart’s zone of commitment. Second, Venus and Mars, the relationship planets, are teaming up in Virgo this weekend! Finally, the Moon enters Leo, AKA your chart’s relationship zone, on Tuesday. Basically, you can do no wrong this weekend, and your love life is looking good!

If you’ve been together forever:

If there was ever a weekend to just focus on spending time with your boo (in or out of the bedroom, but mostly in) then this is the one for your sign! The Moon is in Gemini this weekend, illuminating your chart’s love/sex zone, and Venus and Mars are teaming up in your chart’s intimacy zone, too. This means that you’re getting to know your partner better on an emotional level, feeling all the romantic feels, and exploring new ways to pleasure each other in bed, too!

Pisces

If you’re single:

I’m not saying that this is the weekend you run into your soulmate (even though every time you have a crush on someone you swear you’re meant to be with them) but you’re definitely meeting a total thot it looks like. Not only that, but they’ve got some sexy moves in the bedroom, and you can’t stay away! The Moon enters Cancer, aka your chart’s love/sex sector on Sunday and mingles with Venus and Mars in your chart’s relationships zone over the week, so this looks like the start of something big is happening right now!

If you haven’t DTR:

If there was ever a time to start a serious relationship, Virgo season is the perfect one for you! There’s tons of action going on in your chart’s relationship zone all week, so you and your almost-boo are practically joined at the hip. Take your time being romantic and spending tons of one-on-one time with them—important convos about your love life are starting this week, all leading up to the New Moon next weekend, which, surprise surprise, is in your chart’s relationships zone!

If you’ve been together forever:

You’re feeling like more of a homebody this weekend, but not in a bad way—you’re just staying at the house because you’re spending so much time getting it on with your boo! Lovey-dovey Venus and red hot Mars join forces in your chart’s relationship zone this weekend, which is a surefire sign that you’re getting tons of action, and the Moon enters Cancer, aka your chart’s zone of love and sex, on Sunday. Basically, your weekend is hot AF, and you get to start next week off with a literal bang before starting the first grueling work week of Virgo season!

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